Call of Cthulu

Ebay has been pretty amazing lately in terms of deals, but not all of them have been winners. I'm selling some shoes (gasp!) soon, and I will post a link when I unlazy enough to upload them.

Oh hey, speaking of losers, let's talk about these "Tassel Clogs" from Camilla Skovgaard. Every time I see an ugly shoe, I automatically think "that's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen"** only to be shocked by something even more appalling. Yeah.

If these weren't backless, I would assume these were supposed to be hoof-like. Or perhaps along the line of Mukluks (which I don't like either). The "party in the front, business in the back" makes me think these are a cheeky take on mullets, in reverse.

Camilla Skovgaard Tassel Clog in Greige

Happen to be a size 40 and disagree with my take on these? Well, you're in luck. They're on sale at ForwardForward.

**I am no stranger to hyperbole. While it's arguable whether or not apparel can be "disgusting", free speech is rampant in these parts.